The Perfect Book for the Toilet by Perry Porcelain.This is a poop book. More specifically, it's a book for the toilet — packed with ridiculous, useless, and unfortunately true facts designed to be read one minute at a time.Throne Facts is the ultimate bathroom companion for anyone who's ever said, "I'll just be a second"… and then stayed much longer than planned.Inside, you'll find:• One-minute reads perfect for bathroom breaks• Gross-but-true facts you can't unknow• Short, fast, laugh-out-loud trivia with zero commitment• Information nobody asked for, but everyone keeps readingThis book isn't meant to educate you. It's meant to make time disappear while you sit somewhere very specific.Whether you're buying it as a gag gift, a stocking stuffer, or something to permanently live next to the toilet, Throne Facts delivers exactly what it promises: pointless facts, bad decisions, and far too much reading for a 'quick visit.'Perfect for bathroom reading, gag gifts and funny presents, stocking stuffers, and anyone who enjoys useless facts and toilet humor.