A hilarious, sarcastic self-help parody for people who are tired, burnt out, and completely over it.

If hustle culture, motivational quotes, and 'live your best life' advice make your eye twitch, this is the book you've been looking for. Self-Help for the Barely Interested is a laugh-out-loud demotivational humor book for real people who prefer naps to vision boards and honesty over toxic positivity.

Perfect as a funny burnout gift, a gag gift for friends or coworkers, or a bathroom reader that actually gets used, this book delivers sharp, relatable humor for anyone who's done trying to be their 'best self.'

Inside you'll find:
• Zero inspirational quotes (unless 'go take a nap' counts)
• Blank pages that dare you to care
• Stick-figure 'wisdom' from Cal, your unhelpful mascot
• Sarcastic affirmations for burnout, avoidance, and snacks
• Absolutely no strategies for personal growth or success

Perfect for burnt-out millennials and Gen Z, fans of parody and dark humor, and anyone tired of motivational clichés and unrealistic expectations.