Aging isn't graceful. It isn't wise. It isn't dignified. It's hilarious.From Michelle Ward, author of the Cheap Therapy series, comes the ultimate survival guide for anyone discovering that their body now sounds like bubble wrap, their mornings feel like crime scenes, and simple tasks have become unexpected adventures.Inside, you'll discover:- Why socks have become an Olympic event- The truth about sneezes that feel like seismic activity- Bathroom trips that last longer than TV episodes- The betrayal of bald spots, ear hair, and rogue eyebrows- Why passion now requires a warm-up, a plan, and an ice pack- Grandkids who expose every flaw in public, loudly- The daily humiliation of technology, passwords, and voice assistantsBrutally honest, wildly funny, and guaranteed to make every man over 50 nod in painful recognition, this book proves you're not alone — every guy you know is falling apart too. And the only cure? Laugh about it.Part of The Cheap Therapy Series. The perfect funny gift for dads, husbands, and grandpas.