Aging isn’t graceful. It isn’t wise. It isn’t dignified.
It’s hilarious.
From Michelle Ward, author of the Cheap Therapy series, comes the ultimate survival guide for men who are discovering that their bodies now sound like bubble wrap, their mornings feel like crime scenes, and their testicles are auditioning for a bungee-jump.
 
Inside, you’ll discover:
 
Why socks have become an Olympic event.
 
The truth about sneezes that feel like seismic activity.
 
Bathroom trips that last longer than TV episodes.
 
The betrayal of bald spots, ear hair, and rogue eyebrows.
 
The medical circus of endless tests, gowns, and prostate exams.
 
Why passion now requires a warm-up, a pill, and an ice pack.
 
Grandkids who expose every flaw in public, loudly.
 
And the daily humiliation of technology, passwords, and Alexa.
 
Brutally honest, wildly funny, and guaranteed to make every man over 50 nod in painful recognition, this book proves you’re not alone: every guy you know is falling apart too. And the only cure? Laugh about it.
 
Whether you’re buying it for your dad, husband, grandpa, or yourself, Everything Hurts and I’m Dying is the perfect cheap therapy gift for:
 
Father’s Day — because nothing says “I love you” like laughing at your dad’s creaky knees.
 
Birthdays — especially the milestone ones that come with more candles than cake.
 
Christmas & Holidays — the ultimate stocking stuffer for the man who already has everything… except functioning knees.
 
Gag Gifts & Retirement Parties — because laughter lasts longer than hairlines.
 
Life may be a collapsing shed behind a Walmart, but at least it’s still standing — and it’s still funny