The #1 Book for Your #2 Business 😂 101 hilarious facts, stunning images & premium design — a high-quality bathroom reader adults love!
Ready to laugh while you… sit? Discover 101 outrageous, weird, and totally useless facts that make every bathroom break a comedy show. From exploding whales to radioactive bananas, this isn’t your average trivia book—it’s the #1 bathroom reader gift for anyone who loves weird, wild, and wonderfully stupid knowledge.
 
Whether you’re shopping for a funny poop book, gag gift, or the perfect stocking stuffer for people with a twisted sense of humor, Crap Facts delivers guaranteed laughs and unforgettable “did you know?” moments.
From the desk (and throne) of John Flushington comes the perfect bathroom companion — Crap Facts, a hilarious collection of 101 weird, gross, and totally useless facts guaranteed to make every trip to the loo a little more entertaining.
 
Whether you’re hunting for a funny gift under $15, a Secret Santa idea, or a stocking stuffer that’ll make everyone laugh, this is the one that keeps giving (even after the flush).

Beautifully printed in crisp black and white with stunning, high-quality images on premium paper — this is not your average bathroom reader.
 
Every page is sharp, clean, and designed to entertain, with bold typography and eye-catching visuals that make it a true conversation piece. A hilarious, gift-worthy book that looks as good as it reads — the ultimate bathroom upgrade!
 
💥 Inside You’ll Discover:
 
Strange Science & WTF Moments – exploding whales, radioactive bananas, and astronauts wrestling with zero-gravity toilets.
Weird Animals – sharks that pee through their skin, farting fish, and sea cucumbers with questionable defense systems.
Food Fails & Tummy Turners – stinky shark dishes, goat-skin wine sacks, and snacks no sane person should try.
Pop Culture Oddities – celebrity blunders, viral memes, and the most cringe-worthy TV moments ever broadcast.
Flush Facts – every entry ends with a punchline that guarantees a laugh before you flush.
 
🎁 Why Readers Love Crap Facts:
 
Perfect stocking stuffer, gag gift, or white elephant favorite
Compact, hilarious, and made for bathroom breaks, offices, and road trips
A #1 choice for people who love weird trivia, dad jokes, and toilet humor
If laughter is the best medicine, this book is your daily dose.

Warning: May cause uncontrollable chuckling in public restrooms.
 
5.0 out of 5 stars Crap Facts can be enjoyed on or off the throne
Reviewed in the United States on October 21, 2025
This book is weirdly hilarious. The intro page says it is copyrighted by John Flushington, which is the beginning of 118 delightful stories about everything weird.

Some chapter headings include Poop, Pee, and other Disasters; History's Strangest Moments; and Pop Culture Oddities.

For example, have you ever wondered what astronauts do with their poop when they are in outer space? You will find the answer here.

How about the Medieval Underwear Tax? Look no further, the story is here.

Did you know that Elvis collected police badges? He owned over 600 of them. Or rock band Kiss had a comic book about them printed with their blood mixed in with the ink.